Mac, PC, They both suck.
So between re-uploading 600 graphic files and their previews (I have about 275 left to go) on iStock, the need to post something to make me laugh; here is a video post based on a link sent to me by one of my co-workers. Basically it is a Mac vs PC parody done in the style of South Park making fun of both platforms; I like how they both crash by the end of the cartoon.
And a joke I was just sent:
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink alcohol?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said.
He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a shit?"